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Pimp Quest
Keep your pimp hand strong, if you want to truly succeed when you are playing Pimp Quest! Like the old saying goes, pimping, most definitely is NOT easy. Don't think either that just because this is a video game that it's going to make things much easier... in fact, when you're playing this game, you are going to learn about just how hard it can be, first hand, to be a pimp out there trying to make a living. Sure, it might not posess the same real threat of danger to you, but this game will certainly serve as the perfect crash course. Who knows what you did (other than just being a super successful pimp) to piss off all of the people in this town, but for whatever reason, they are all seemingly hell bent on ending your life. Even when you are doing something so simple as just walking along the sidewalk somewhere, the relentless onslaught never lets up, with psychos high up in their buildings dropping all sorts of heavy objects out of their windows such as anvils and safes - narrowly whizzing past you, threatening to almost certainly reduce you into a mere puddle of goo if you were so unlucky as to have one of them end up meeting its intended target. This is where you, the player comes in - it will be all up to you to make sure that this poor pimp manages to survive despite all the threats that he faces on a daily basis. Don't think though that it's going to be some super simple task though - it's going to require some razor sharp wits and lightning fast reflexes. Speed will be absolutely vital in this situation - you are going to have just a short little window of opportunity when the time comes that you need to dodge a rapidly falling heavy object that would certainly mean the end of you if it made contact. At just the right moment right before impact, use the arrow keys on your keyboard do dodge out of the way just in the nick of time. If that seems horrible and tough enough, it gets even crazier and chaotic - you're also going to be up against a small army of rival pimps who are deeply jealous of the success that you are having and want to see you dead! With so many sights aimed squarely on your head, it's only natural that you too are packing heat - and you aren't afraid to use it, either. To shoot your rival pimps and various other unsavory types who look to see you dead, you will need to use the cursor on screen to aim (use your mouse or finger if you are playing on a touch screen device such as a smartphone or a tablet) by moving it around and taking aim at your victim. Once you have them locked into your sights, tap your finger or click the left mouse button to fire off your gun. Though much as how it is with when you are dodging dangers in other ares of the game, this too will require some very quick reflexes on your part - but stick at it, and this game will reward you greatly.
