I suppose it’s a bit intuitive to consider any porn game as “bizarre.” That’s fair. But by all accounts, some are more bizarre than others. Hence the case with Genital Jousting, the erotic novel / Tetris like dick adventure that’s not as bad as you think – and is actually addicting. Or, addickting. Yeah, sorry for the cheese here, but as you’ll see in this Genital Jousting review, it’s a bit appropriate.
Genital Jousting Gameplay
Is a picture not worth a thousand penises?
In this case, it is.
Genital Jousting hardly arouses any complex ongoings. Instead, it’s a pretty simple, yet addictive play. You can find Genital Jousting on Steam’s gaming network so long as you are logged in and allow adult games to display. Which, we’re assuming you already do that given your reading a porn game review.
Genital Jousting is a multiplayer experience. The game’s concept involves a guy named John who is actually a soft penis. This flaccid dick has a job and all the normalcy in the world, outside of the fact that he’s a dick.
He’s into dating, which brings us to the next portion of this odd porn game. Genital Jousting doubles as a dating simulation game, if you can believe that.
Genital Jousting offers an array of NSFW challenges such as Obstacle Intercourse, or Weiner Round Up. But there’s also the option to simply play in the erotic story style.
You can pimp your penis through a slew of customizations. It’s weird, of course, but you’re playing a game as a penis so we’re assuming you won’t be too stunned by any absurdities at this juncture.
The main story has the main penis looking for romance. He’s invited to a reunion. He also has a Tinder type app.
Navigation isn’t tough at all. The bottom of the screen will act as your guide so you can complete games.
Genital Jousting is a comedic play. The graphics are vivid and pop from the screen. They are intended to be fun.
There’s narration that happens during storymode and believe it or not, the storytelling is pretty good. It draws you in. The main story focuses on John’s inadequacies.
Cost
$6.99 and you can play Genital Jousting on Mac or PC.
Conclusion
Genital Jousting is a lighthearted, fun and gamey play. It reminds you of an old Atari game, but the graphics are solid and the narrated story is pretty good. For less than $7 and the fact that it is on Steam, its a good deal.